These Birds Do Not Exist
Great Northern Oyster Cracker The Tawny-Breasted Fishmonger Lester's Finch The Forbidden Duck The Lesser Bobber The Rabid Wood-chipper Henson's Fractal The Surly Drunkard Spectacled Ringwraith Headless Horseman Eastern Grump That-Which-Sings Turner's Hooch Red-Breasted Eye-Poker Giant-Headed Bug-Stabber The False Moffat Humpbacked Quail Captain Falcon The Interrupter Warped Dangler Biblically Accurate Grouse Monochrome Reedwacker The Worst Shrek Blue-Caped Buddy The Flying Nudibranch (shown with chick) Jerry's Neighbor Lovely Lady The Hostile Witness The Sharpest Duck Common Mussel Puncher Marbled Slab Hooting Balloon Common Benchpress Flagrant Scofflaw Rusted Rooter Wooden Spoon and False Wooden Spoon The Freelance Bartender The Whole Wheat Breadbox The Burrowing Evildoer The Flammable Finch The Nasty Janet The Painted Pest The Dominant Dingus The Bastard The Belter Cloud Strangler Sailor's Moon The Flightless Biff Blue-Breasted Creek Sudden Turkey Behold Thine Ow...